Funny


Cham Cham kar ke aayi,

Cham Cham kar ke aayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi…
News: Aapki charcha hain har gali mein har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hain,ye koi chmatkar nhi time hi aisa hain kyuki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai..
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Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se Bhi aa-ja rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamkti hue koi B vstu dkhen,to turant wahan se hat jayen.Yeh vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apke jara C laprwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. Janhit me jaari.
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Hello Bhaiya, How r u? Hows life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera Cel kharab hai is liye me inke cel se sms kar rahi hu tumari pyari Behan – MALLIKA SHERAWAT
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Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,
Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,
Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab ek zakkas item tere ko “BHAIYA” aur RAKHI pehna gayi….
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Apki charcha hai har gali mein,
Har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
Kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.
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Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,
Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!

Saawan ka mausam tha

Saawan ka mausam tha,
Poonam ki raat thi,
Mein uske paas tha,
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi,
Aur thodi si ghabraayi,
Jab meine uska haath pakada,
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye,
Jise duniya ki,
Koi taakat na tod paaye,
Meri khushi ka andaaza,
Lagana mushkil tha,
Par iske aage jo hua,
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai
Usne mera haath,
Haatho me lekar kaha,
Yeh to janam janmo,
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya,
Woh Saawan ka mausam,
Woh poonam ki raat,
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Airport Pe..

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Airport Pe Cigrette Pee Raha Tha
Sath Mein Khadi Ladki Ne Dekha To Uske Pass
Aakar Boli
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Ladki: Ek Din Mein Kitne Cigrete Pee Jate Ho…………. ?.? .
Ladke Ne Pahle Usko Uper Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur
Soch Kar Bola .
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Ladka: Yahi Koi 50, 60
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Ladki Uska Majaak Udate HueBoli
Ladki: Agar Aaj Tak Cigrete Pe Kharch Kiye Hue
Paise Bachate To Samne Khadi Wo BMW Car
Tumhari Hoti”
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Ladke Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Aap Cigrate Peeti
Hein……..?.?
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Ladki: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Wo Car Kya Aapki Hai….?.?
Ladki: “Nahi To..? Ladka: “Salah Dene Ka Shukriya,
Ab Chal Udhar Jaakar Aram Se Baith ja aur sun Wo
Car Meri Hi Hai ” :p=DDD Moral: “Zyada Lecture Dene Se Beizzti Bhi Ho Jaati
Hai“=DD

Kaun Kehta Hai …

Kaun Kehta Hai Ke Sirf

Macchar Khoon Choosa Karte Hai
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Kabhi Roaming Me Jake Dekho
Ye Mobile Company Wale
Kuch Kam Nahi Hote,

Ishq….

Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …

Arz Hai…

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hain
perfume
earring
suits
flowers
chocolates
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or ladke..??
Ye le LADKI ka number..
mera naam nahi aana chahiye
Don ko 11 mulko ki police dhundh rahi he..
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kyu ki. .
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sabhi mulko ke logo ko Ra.One film ki ticket ke paise wapas chahiye..!

Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon
A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…

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